so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
