Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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