I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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