I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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