so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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