so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Randomize
