So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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