it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Randomize
