Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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