i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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