She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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