yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My first STD was from a foam party
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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