U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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