Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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