belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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