This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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