I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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