if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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