I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize