I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
