A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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