..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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