it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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