STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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