no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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