The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize