Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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