yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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