I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Randomize
