Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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