She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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