Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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