ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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