super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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