he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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