Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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