are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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