I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
ok first of all what the fuck
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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