Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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