On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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