Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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