fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
