note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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