drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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