He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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