It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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