yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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