I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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