plz talk dirty to me
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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