i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
