Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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