Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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