Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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