Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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