We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just googled if crying burns calories
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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