i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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